The Chauffeur (Driving Myself Crazy)

The road is crooked and the streets are wavy
I’m the chauffeur that is driving myself crazy
The wheel’s hard to turn and my hands get lazy
But still I just keep on drivin myself crazy

People may suck and the world may hate me
But only I have the power to drive myself crazy
The depths of hell, they impatiently await me
Cause they know that I keep on drivin myself crazy

The way things fail will never cease to amaze me
So I take the wheel and steer as I drive myself crazy
So as it all goes to hell it doesn’t even phase me
I just keep on headed toward that place, Crazy

Now the world is blurry and getting a bit hazy
Chauffeur steps on the gas, speedin towards crazy
And it feels just like I am drivin Miss Daisy
Accelerate straight away towards crazy

But I realize, maybe, that no one can make me
As I ride down the road just drivin myself crazy
And no more will I let this crazy road take me
I refuse any longer to drive myself crazy