Or be happy, when I am half I must ponder, my sweetest friend, When shall we be one again? For when I am but oh point five, Barely do I feel alive And when I am one over two, I cannot stand not having you So take the distance that lies between Average it out, and find the mean Divide by five, then times by pi Discover where our midpoint lies And shrink the angle, rise over run Add up the parts to find the sum Fifty percent alone’s no fun Add your fifty, we shall be one.